TELO

New Updates in the Miner Bot: Trial Mode, Levels, and More! 🚀

Hello everyone, we have some news to share:

Trial Mode (Level 0)
• The slowest mining option (about 4x slower)
• Reduced pool rewards
• Very slow energy recovery
However, it’s completely free to experience what the miner does. If you happen to find a block, you still get the full reward! 🍀

Improved Level & Balance Recovery System
• We’ve overhauled the balance recovery mechanism to make it fairer for higher levels.
• Previously, cheap recovery at lower levels discouraged reaching higher levels. Now it’s much more balanced.

Cosmetic Updates & Team Rankings
• Added a ranking system for team members.
• Polished several interfaces.
• Fixed a bunch of bugs — and introduced new ones. (We move fast, and where there’s speed, there are bugs!
We always appreciate your feedback!)

Account Limit
• Reminder: no more than 3 accounts per person (4 is the absolute limit).
• We collect all necessary info to detect account farms. Excess accounts will be eliminated.
• If you didn’t know or changed your mind, drop a comment to deactivate extras.

Anti-Hacking Measures
• We track all attempts to cheat. If you try to hack the miner, we’ll quietly mark you and, at mint time, block your account and move your tokens to the project fund.
• Play fair or leave.

A Little Advertising
• We’ll run some ads today to bring in new users and test the updated mechanics on them. Stay tuned!

Mysterious Event 🤫
• There’s a secret event coming this week, but we’ll keep the details under wraps for now.

Charge up your energy and let’s go!
Onwards to space! 🚀✨

@telominerbot

🍋 Cosmos Revamp:
We've completely overhauled the cosmos. Yes, farewell pixelated maps 👋—hello pseudo-3D planets! But don't worry, we're still preserving the pixels in the traditional way. Once every pixel is in place, we'll reveal the full picture.

A Taller Cosmos:
The cosmos is now much taller, thanks to our new algorithm that spaces the planets apart.

Planets on the Miner Screen:
Many of you asked why planets appear on the miner's main screen 🤔. Right now, they're purely decorative. However, in about 2–3 weeks, once a planet reaches level 500, you'll be able to switch your mining from block production to upgrading that planet.

After some calculations, your planet will transform into an NFT with special properties—mostly beneficial ones, like unlocking a faster mining algorithm. For fun, we've even added a couple of quirky buffs, such as fast mining with slightly reduced yields.

DAO & Team Management:
We didn't manage to roll out the initial DAO tasks this week because we were busy refining the interfaces. We'll continue working on them over the weekend. Our main focus is on team management—giving you the ability to leave your current team and form your very own.

Overall, everything is moving along as planned. Thanks to your invaluable feedback, we're making adjustments on the fly. We welcome any strange, funny, or useful ideas you have to share!

Go check out the new space — @telominerbot

Weekend Chaos & Big Updates 🚀

This weekend was absolute madness. Instead of lying down and staring at the ceiling as I had planned, I ended up completely rewriting the block difficulty algorithm. If you were mining at night over the weekend, you probably noticed it! 😏

Oh, and for a while, there was a huge number showing the difficulty. No, that wasn’t a bug—many of you wrote to support about it. Previously, difficulty was exponential, and we displayed the exponent. Now, it’s linear, and we show the actual number. Not sure who finds this interesting, but hey, there you go.

We revamped the main screen and added a neat feature that will be used more and more in the future. Now, depending on the number of mined blocks, planets will appear on the main screen!

Right now, there are five planets, each evolving one by one as you mine more blocks. For now, it’s just decoration, but it definitely makes mining a bit more fun when you have something cool to look at.

By popular demand, we’ve also created a chat group. We’re looking for a couple of volunteer moderators—if you’re interested, just drop a comment.

This week, we plan to launch the first DAO mechanics. Our goal? To make them as evil as possible. Lord help us.

P.S. But first, we’ll finish team management—many of you want to create your own team, leave old ones, and so on. We hear you loud and clear. Team management is coming! 🔥

Now go check out the new design and drop the most powerful planets in the comments! — @telominerbot

🚀 Quick Update After Launch

* Over 1,000 active miners digging away! ⛏️
* More than 10,000 blocks mined. 🔗
* Over 100,000 stars collected by the bot. 🌟
* And more than 1,000,000 developer nerve cells burned fixing bugs. 😵

The launch went great, but there's still a lot of work and exciting updates ahead! Next week, we plan to roll out the first DAO governance mechanics for the team. It’s going to be fun!

We know that mining difficulty and rewards aren’t fully optimized yet—sometimes a tricky block takes several minutes to mine. We’re working on fine-tuning this. 🔧

Some of you have asked how long mining will last. Our estimate is about 4 months, though it might be a bit shorter or longer, as we’re still adjusting the balance and block generation speed. Right now, the target is 5 blocks per minute on average.

Next week, we’ll share more details on tokenomics. But for now, I just want to lie down, stare at the ceiling, and take a well-deserved break—this week has been insane.

Wishing you all an amazing weekend—and may the force be with you! ✨

P.S. And yes, we will add the ability to comment on posts, just a little later, right now it will only distract us.

🔥 Yes, we know you’ve been waiting forever, but we’ve finally launched the bot! All your balances from previous bots have been transferred (if you had any, of course). 🔥

New Miner @telominerbot

Usually, mining is a snooze-fest:
You invest some Telegram Stars and wait a couple of months, hoping for profit. But we do things differently! Instead of just clicking and waiting, you and your team blast off into open space to colonize the galaxy. ✨ Every block you mine = one pixel in space painted with your team’s color. Some pixels may even hide bonus rewards! 🌌

Fun & Social
You’re all in one mining pool, searching for blocks together, voting on how to distribute the treasury, and you can kick out any freeloaders. The more you’ve mined, the heavier your voting power — that’s DAO in action! 🤝

And there’s more!
Once all blocks are mined, everything transitions into a full DAO launchpad — your chance to jump into future hype projects. Right now, DAOs are booming on Solana, and in a couple of months, the hype will hit TON. So get ready! ⚡️

Now’s your chance to claim top positions — jump in @telominerbot. If you’re reading this message, that means the bot launched today. Early miners get the choicest rewards! 🎉

Promo code: iamtelompirate — free activation for the first 50 lucky adventurers! 🏴‍☠️

P.S. Some features are still in development. This is a soft launch, so there may be a few small glitches. Thank you for your understanding! 🤗

Well, TELO lovers, did you miss us? 🤩

Thought we disappeared? Well, we did — disappeared into the development of our brand-new, shiny miner! ✨ It won’t just be a miner, but a meme miner with gaming mechanics. 🎮

News flash: In the bots @FindYourAdultChannelBot and @FindYourChannelBot, earning TELO is now disabled. Yes, that’s enough for now. Your balances have been moved to the new bot already (we won’t share its address yet — it’s currently in beta). 🤖

In this new bot, you’ll need to spend 100 TELO to start mining. If you don’t have them, you can invite friends via the referral system or complete simple tasks like subscribing to channels. For the seriously rich, there will be a way to pay with stars, but we want to ensure everyone can get into mining regardless of their finances. 💸

The market is flooded with various paid miners, but we want to have fun and do it in style — let our early supporters (you!) have free access to the miner. 🎉

We’ve also launched our website: https://telo.meme/, where you can truly feel the spirit of our project and get a sense of its greatness. Our launch date is set for early January, and it will run until April 2025 (most likely the end of April). 🚀

And yes, inviting friends to our bot is totally worth it: they’ll join the mining pool with you, increasing your chances of finding blocks in the blockchain. In other words, the more friends, the better! 🤝

@telomeme

The open mining of the TELO token on your devices is about to begin! 🚀

The concept is similar to Bitcoin mining. However, as we know, solo mining Bitcoin today is practically impossible. With our token, you’ll be able to mine plenty of tokens—even on a phone!

The mining difficulty will be very simple at the start, but over time, it will gradually increase, increase, increase, and… increase. (Yes, increase! 😄)

This means it’s best to start mining this token right from the beginning—few followers in the group, few subscribers in the bot, perfect conditions for early miners. 🌟

Mining will be super easy! All you’ll need to do is press the “Mining” button in the telegram bot, and that’s it. Then, just watch your TELO balance grow. However, your device must stay turned on—mining happens physically, as your processor performs calculations. ⚙️

All your earned TELO from the bots @FindYourAdultChannelBot and @FindYourChannelBot will be transferred to the new mining bot.

Mining will happen in a mining pool with your invited friends. Everyone in the pool who participates in mining will earn tokens proportionally to the calculations they contribute. The person who invited the miner that finds a block will receive 10% of their mined tokens. The more people in the pool, the higher the chance of finding a new block (as the computations are evenly distributed among all pool members). 💪

⏳ The start is coming soon (estimated end of the year), so get your processors warmed up! 🔥

All your previous life choices have led you here. Maybe this is a sign. Life-changing. Destiny. Karma. ✨

@telomeme

The referral contest has come to an end! 🎉

100 TON has been awarded to three winners — congratulations to:

1. @EugenIBetYouWill — 401 referrals — 🥇 50 TON
2. @Jiosks55 — 369 referrals — 🥈 30 TON
3. @OneAmi01 — 266 referrals — 🥉 20 TON

In total, 270 participants joined the contest, bringing in 2607 referrals. Hooray, comrades! 🎊

We’re almost ready to launch an exciting new coin mining feature. 🚀 In just a couple of days, you’ll be able to dive in and start mining on your PC or phone! This won’t be the usual mining—it will be a mining pool, where you’ll team up with your referrals. But more details are coming soon. 🤫

For now, let’s celebrate — it’s Saturday! And three lucky winners just scored $675 to have an unforgettable time tonight. 🕺💃

Referral Contest Until the End of November!
Ends on December 1, 2024

Climb into the top 3 by inviting the most friends and win:
— 🥇 50 TON (~$250) for 1st place
— 🥈 30 TON (~$150) for 2nd place
— 🥉 20 TON (~$100) for 3rd place

🚀 Current Leaders: The top 3 referrers have 189, 131, and 55 referrals respectively!

🔥 You still have a chance! Invite as many friends as you can using either of these bots:
@FindYourAdultChannelBot or @FindYourChannelBot.

💪 Don’t miss out—time is running out! ⏳