✨ #Weekly Summary ✨
🟢 Coldcard 5 years of silence, $114M drained
🟢 Strategy the reversal was visible before the sale
🟢 Zama privacy as infra, BlackRock and Nomura eye it
🟢 Ethereum cuts staking yield, hits a founder revolt
🟢 Stablecoins $15B washed out, and it's not an exodus
🟢 BitMine Ethereum's Saylor set his own ceiling
🟢 S&P 500 hit a record high at $7,658
🟢 China tightens exit rules from Sept 15
🟢 Trump says BTC use eases dollar pressure
🟢 Mastercard closes the $1.8B BVNK deal
🟢 BlackRock two onchain funds for stablecoin reserves
🟢 Coinbase keeps the USDC deal on old terms
🟢 Wintermute wins a US broker-dealer license
🟢 H100 triples its stack to 3,506 BTC
🟢 Arc validators named, mainnet on Sept 16
🟢 Uniswap memecoin launchpad on Robinhood Chain
🟢 Sui adds post-quantum signature schemes
🟢 Laser Digital Nomura arm backs ZIGChain in UAE
🟢 Vangrid $9M token round for physical-AI DePIN
🟢 weETH splits off from restaking
🟢 Venice cuts VVV emission to 2M a year
🟢 Pump.fun $4.7M buyback, $420M all-time
🟢 Sequoia raised $10B, $2.5B goes to Anthropic
🟢 Google Hassabis steps down at DeepMind
🟢 SpaceX and Nvidia plan an orbital AI datacenter
🟢 Red Team AI flagged 4,962 Bitcoin bugs in 27h
🟢 Cloudflare wallets let AI agents pay for APIs
🟢 MetaMask Agent Wallet ships with two modes
🟢 Mysten Labs CTO leaves for Anthropic
🟢 Apple tests Chinese CXMT memory chips
🟢 Amazon tops $3T on AI cloud demand
🟢 Warren wants an SEC probe of TRUMP coin
🟢 Vitalik reworks the Ethereum roadmap
🟢 Ethereum L2 TVL back to 2023 levels, ~$5B
🟢 Hyperliquid TVL recovers to near-record $6B
🟢 Binance Research DATs now hold more ETH than ETFs
🟢 Bitwise US holds 328,372 BTC, most of any state
🟢 Galaxy mining difficulty -18.5% off the peak
🟢 DefiLlama perp DEX volume -34%, OI steady
🟢 Messari apps now take most onchain revenue
🟢 Bybit sues North Korea over the $1.5B hack
🟢 Kimsuky North Korea puts AI into its attacks
🟢 Grayscale drops ADA, DOT and HBAR ETF filings
🟢 POAP shuts down after 5+ years
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🟢 Coldcard 5 years of silence, $114M drained
🟢 Strategy the reversal was visible before the sale
🟢 Zama privacy as infra, BlackRock and Nomura eye it
🟢 Ethereum cuts staking yield, hits a founder revolt
🟢 Stablecoins $15B washed out, and it's not an exodus
🟢 BitMine Ethereum's Saylor set his own ceiling
🟢 S&P 500 hit a record high at $7,658
🟢 China tightens exit rules from Sept 15
🟢 Trump says BTC use eases dollar pressure
🟢 Mastercard closes the $1.8B BVNK deal
🟢 BlackRock two onchain funds for stablecoin reserves
🟢 Coinbase keeps the USDC deal on old terms
🟢 Wintermute wins a US broker-dealer license
🟢 H100 triples its stack to 3,506 BTC
🟢 Arc validators named, mainnet on Sept 16
🟢 Uniswap memecoin launchpad on Robinhood Chain
🟢 Sui adds post-quantum signature schemes
🟢 Laser Digital Nomura arm backs ZIGChain in UAE
🟢 Vangrid $9M token round for physical-AI DePIN
🟢 weETH splits off from restaking
🟢 Venice cuts VVV emission to 2M a year
🟢 Pump.fun $4.7M buyback, $420M all-time
🟢 Sequoia raised $10B, $2.5B goes to Anthropic
🟢 Google Hassabis steps down at DeepMind
🟢 SpaceX and Nvidia plan an orbital AI datacenter
🟢 Red Team AI flagged 4,962 Bitcoin bugs in 27h
🟢 Cloudflare wallets let AI agents pay for APIs
🟢 MetaMask Agent Wallet ships with two modes
🟢 Mysten Labs CTO leaves for Anthropic
🟢 Apple tests Chinese CXMT memory chips
🟢 Amazon tops $3T on AI cloud demand
🟢 Warren wants an SEC probe of TRUMP coin
🟢 Vitalik reworks the Ethereum roadmap
🟢 Ethereum L2 TVL back to 2023 levels, ~$5B
🟢 Hyperliquid TVL recovers to near-record $6B
🟢 Binance Research DATs now hold more ETH than ETFs
🟢 Bitwise US holds 328,372 BTC, most of any state
🟢 Galaxy mining difficulty -18.5% off the peak
🟢 DefiLlama perp DEX volume -34%, OI steady
🟢 Messari apps now take most onchain revenue
🟢 Bybit sues North Korea over the $1.5B hack
🟢 Kimsuky North Korea puts AI into its attacks
🟢 Grayscale drops ADA, DOT and HBAR ETF filings
🟢 POAP shuts down after 5+ years
• Market Stats (August) +1B 🔼
• Total crypto market cap: ~$2.17T
• BTC: ~$64K | Dominance: ~59%
• Sentiment: Fear 40
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