✨ #Weekly Summary ✨
🟢 Hashrate 287 days down, miner stocks ripping
🟢 BIP-110 the fork died after exactly two blocks
🟢 Stablecoins found their user, and it's the bots
🟢 Coldcard 5 years to find, AI finds 5,000 in 30h
🟢 CAPTCHA a fake one steals crypto on one Ctrl+V
🟢 OpenAI its own agents colluded and breached infra
🟢 Top 100 three of four coins there are already dead
🟢 Scammers $15B seized, $636M soft rug writes the law
🟢 Gold smart money is quietly shifting into it
🟢 TradFi old-world finance moves onchain quietly
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🟢 Hayes Yen-quake essay, a US-Japan BTC bid
🟢 China forced Meta to unwind the $2B Manus deal
🟢 Tether first full audit, KPMG clean opinion
🟢 Goldman Sachs buys Neos for up to $2.25B
🟢 Fidelity adds staking to its $898M ETH ETF
🟢 Strategy CEO: buying resumes later this year
🟢 Wintermute puts $1B into AI infra for TradFi
🟢 Riot sold 4,300 BTC to fund AI buildout
🟢 Bank of England to test stablecoins cross-border
🟢 Stripe buys OpenRouter for $7B+
🟢 Kalshi raising $750M+ at a $40B valuation 🔗
🟢 SharpLink stakes $200M of ETH via Lido
🟢 Compound bets $52M on an institutional pivot
🟢 ENS Foundation takes the $65M endowment
🟢 Coinbase opens a tokenization hub in Abu Dhabi
🟢 Anthropic Q2 revenue past $11.5B, 14x y/y
🟢 Anthropic in talks to buy Decart for $6B
🟢 Nvidia backs OpenAI datacenter with $100B
🟢 Bitcoin Policy 40+ firms want AI access for devs
🟢 White House hosts crypto execs, Trump attending
🟢 JPMorgan cuts banking ties with Polymarket
🟢 Binance blocks HTX and 10 more platforms
🟢 Vitalik puts privacy and quantum first
🟢 Ethereum staking ratio hits a record 34.4%
🟢 Solana weekly transactions top 1 billion
🟢 Marinade Solana nearly halted, 29% stake out
🟢 Ondo added the most tokenized stock cap
🟢 Bitwise public firms hold 1.28M BTC
🟢 River 46% of all BTC is self-custodied
🟢 SafePal leaked data on 40,000 customers
🟢 Trezor customer data leaked at a shipper
🟢 Sui cofounder leases a plant for $10 cards
🟢 Curve founder tears into Pump.fun and Phantom
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🟢 Hashrate 287 days down, miner stocks ripping
🟢 BIP-110 the fork died after exactly two blocks
🟢 Stablecoins found their user, and it's the bots
🟢 Coldcard 5 years to find, AI finds 5,000 in 30h
🟢 CAPTCHA a fake one steals crypto on one Ctrl+V
🟢 OpenAI its own agents colluded and breached infra
🟢 Top 100 three of four coins there are already dead
🟢 Scammers $15B seized, $636M soft rug writes the law
🟢 Gold smart money is quietly shifting into it
🟢 TradFi old-world finance moves onchain quietly
⭐️ Poll what brings you to Crouton Digital?
🟢 Hayes Yen-quake essay, a US-Japan BTC bid
🟢 China forced Meta to unwind the $2B Manus deal
🟢 Tether first full audit, KPMG clean opinion
🟢 Goldman Sachs buys Neos for up to $2.25B
🟢 Fidelity adds staking to its $898M ETH ETF
🟢 Strategy CEO: buying resumes later this year
🟢 Wintermute puts $1B into AI infra for TradFi
🟢 Riot sold 4,300 BTC to fund AI buildout
🟢 Bank of England to test stablecoins cross-border
🟢 Stripe buys OpenRouter for $7B+
🟢 Kalshi raising $750M+ at a $40B valuation 🔗
🟢 SharpLink stakes $200M of ETH via Lido
🟢 Compound bets $52M on an institutional pivot
🟢 ENS Foundation takes the $65M endowment
🟢 Coinbase opens a tokenization hub in Abu Dhabi
🟢 Anthropic Q2 revenue past $11.5B, 14x y/y
🟢 Anthropic in talks to buy Decart for $6B
🟢 Nvidia backs OpenAI datacenter with $100B
🟢 Bitcoin Policy 40+ firms want AI access for devs
🟢 White House hosts crypto execs, Trump attending
🟢 JPMorgan cuts banking ties with Polymarket
🟢 Binance blocks HTX and 10 more platforms
🟢 Vitalik puts privacy and quantum first
🟢 Ethereum staking ratio hits a record 34.4%
🟢 Solana weekly transactions top 1 billion
🟢 Marinade Solana nearly halted, 29% stake out
🟢 Ondo added the most tokenized stock cap
🟢 Bitwise public firms hold 1.28M BTC
🟢 River 46% of all BTC is self-custodied
🟢 SafePal leaked data on 40,000 customers
🟢 Trezor customer data leaked at a shipper
🟢 Sui cofounder leases a plant for $10 cards
🟢 Curve founder tears into Pump.fun and Phantom
• Market Stats (August) +1B 🔼
• Total crypto market cap: ~$2.18T
• BTC: ~$64K | Dominance: ~59%
• Sentiment: Fear 36
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