Alright, folks, listen up! Let me tell you a little story—some people are saying it’s biblical. Now, people come up to me, great people, smart people, and they say, “Donald, are you the ‘lawless one’ from 2 Thessalonians?” And I tell ‘em, “Look, nobody respects the law like I do! I’m very lawful. Law and order, folks. But maybe a little rebellion keeps things interesting, right? Keeps people on their toes.”
Then they’re like, “Donald, are you the boaster, the big talker?” Daniel 7, folks. Great book. Love Daniel. Well, yeah, of course, I speak of my greatness. Have you seen my properties? Have you seen my hotels? When you’re as great as me, you’re practically doing a public service by reminding people!
And they say, “Are you… arrogant?” Revelation 15. I tell ‘em, “It’s not arrogance if it’s true, folks. That’s just confidence. Big, beautiful confidence.”
Oh, and here’s a good one: “Are you deceitful, like in Matthew 24? The guy who lures people?” Look, I don’t lure anybody. People just come to me! They can’t help it. It’s called charisma, folks.
Then they say, “Donald, are you the ‘builder of towers’ from Genesis?” Look, I love towers, okay? Towers are terrific. Genesis practically wrote, “And lo, Trump built the biggest, best towers the world had ever seen.”
Now, here’s the kicker—they tell me, “You wake up before dawn, like the morning star. Are you the morning star, Donald?” Folks, I’m up at 4 a.m., tweeting my greatness while the rest of you are still drooling on your pillows. Morning star? You bet.
Then they go, “Do you crave worship, like in Thessalonians?” “Look, Imwho doesn’t, but hey, if people want to build statues or wear hats with my name on it, am I going to stop them? No way! Free country, right?
And finally, they ask, “Are you the ‘chosen one’?”
And I tell ‘em, “Well, I don’t like to brag, but people are saying it. Not my words, folks.
Well I did call myself the chosen one now that I think about it. Maybe I am the chosen one, let’s just say I’m a pretty big deal. Maybe the biggest deal.”
So that’s it, folks. Lawless one, morning star, builder of towers—I’m just Donald. Just here, making things great again, one big, beautiful prophecy at a time. Maybe even making the Bible interesting again, who knows? And by the way, I’ve got a Bible now—brand new edition, best Bible you’ve ever seen. Beautiful leather, says Bible right on the cover. People are loving it. Believe what you want, folks—but you’re welcome.
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Then they’re like, “Donald, are you the boaster, the big talker?” Daniel 7, folks. Great book. Love Daniel. Well, yeah, of course, I speak of my greatness. Have you seen my properties? Have you seen my hotels? When you’re as great as me, you’re practically doing a public service by reminding people!
And they say, “Are you… arrogant?” Revelation 15. I tell ‘em, “It’s not arrogance if it’s true, folks. That’s just confidence. Big, beautiful confidence.”
Oh, and here’s a good one: “Are you deceitful, like in Matthew 24? The guy who lures people?” Look, I don’t lure anybody. People just come to me! They can’t help it. It’s called charisma, folks.
Then they say, “Donald, are you the ‘builder of towers’ from Genesis?” Look, I love towers, okay? Towers are terrific. Genesis practically wrote, “And lo, Trump built the biggest, best towers the world had ever seen.”
Now, here’s the kicker—they tell me, “You wake up before dawn, like the morning star. Are you the morning star, Donald?” Folks, I’m up at 4 a.m., tweeting my greatness while the rest of you are still drooling on your pillows. Morning star? You bet.
Then they go, “Do you crave worship, like in Thessalonians?” “Look, Imwho doesn’t, but hey, if people want to build statues or wear hats with my name on it, am I going to stop them? No way! Free country, right?
And finally, they ask, “Are you the ‘chosen one’?”
And I tell ‘em, “Well, I don’t like to brag, but people are saying it. Not my words, folks.
Well I did call myself the chosen one now that I think about it. Maybe I am the chosen one, let’s just say I’m a pretty big deal. Maybe the biggest deal.”
So that’s it, folks. Lawless one, morning star, builder of towers—I’m just Donald. Just here, making things great again, one big, beautiful prophecy at a time. Maybe even making the Bible interesting again, who knows? And by the way, I’ve got a Bible now—brand new edition, best Bible you’ve ever seen. Beautiful leather, says Bible right on the cover. People are loving it. Believe what you want, folks—but you’re welcome.
#Trump #biblical #antichrist