Tip 1: if you get emotional while following an election, you're a fag
Tip 2: if your preferred candidate doesn't win, don't worry about it. It's only 5% of your life you have to waste being mad every day and looking forward to the next election when the one you hate will probably win again.
Tip 3: the tip of my dick (ladies only) #NoFatties.
@HateFacts