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If you want to watch a movie, but have trouble choosing what to watch, how about...

1) A movie where a fully grown man crawls out of a woman's vagina, and a woman sells her breast milk, directed by THE Takashi Miike? Why not Gozu?
2) A movie where English language turns you into a zombie? Why not Pontypool?
3) A classic slapstick comedy from the Marx brothers (who bear no relation to Karl) on how to go from the economic crisis to the war in the slan of one hour? Why not Duck Soup?
4) A fictionalised trial at Nuremberg that deals with the theme of collective and individual responsibility? Why not Judgment at Nuremberg?
5) A science fiction that juxtaposes British juvenile crime hoodie culture, alien invasion, and weed? Why not Attack the Block?
6) An Indonesian martial arts movie which plot is as simple as its fighting scenes are supreme? Why not The Raid?
7) A romantic comedy where a guy's dick literally costs him the girl he loves? Why not There's Something About Mary?
8) A film about people who care about nothing but themselves on the eve of 2008 crisis? After all, we aren't much different. Why not Margin Call?
9) A film where, for over an hour, people do nothing but walk and play music in the wartime city? Why not 1395 Days Without Red?
10) A movie that traces the innate madness of trying the art to imitate the real life, in the midst of a nice family crisis? Why not Synecdoche, New York?

As you can see, possibilities are endless. Go ahead, pick a movie that interests you. Or choose none of these. Choose something else. Choose to watch nothing at all. Whatever suits you, your majesty.

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As always, weekends are for relaxing. May you relax and sleep in for a change.