Let me tell you about Vickfilterrr @ NewI have a guy named Vick at my company.
Loud mouth. Loves to talk about sports. Young. He's 25. Makes about 140k. How do I know? You'll see soon.
I sit next to him. In a corner of the office where people can't see us. We are on different teams but same manager.
From 10 am to 4pm he's on his phone. He usually does tik tok or phone calls some girl. And this is where he says 'HAVE YOU EVER BEEN *UCKED BY A MAN WHO MAKES 140K? LEMME SEND YOU MY PAY STUB'
He's a unique guy.
One day his manager came to him and asked him to learn how to do a vlookup on excel. He said OK ok and as soon as manager left he was on his phone all day.
3rd day manager asks if he learned it and he goes 'learn what?' He says Vlookup. He goes oh yea, forgot. I'll learn it tho. He takes Friday off.
Monday comes around manager asks again and he says he was sick so he didn't have time.
Manager at this point is upset so he Googles it for him and then tells him to read it.
He goes he will but says he has to go home cuz he is still sick.
Doesnt show up for the rest of the week.
Vick comes back! Manager says does he know now how to do a vlookup and he says no but he knows now it's a function that does 'shit' and stuff.
2 days later manager comes back and he puts down his phone and asks if he knows vlookup and this time he's pissed.
Vick looks at manager and goes verbatim 'WHO THE *UCK USES A VLOOKUP. EXCEL IS FOR LAMERS, I DIDN'T LEARN THIS *HIT AT SCHOOL.'
Manager is stunned. I'm stunned.
Manager quietly goes away.
He looks at me and says 'Who does he think he is? I was on the phone dammit'.
He goes back to his phone, calls his girl and says his manager is being a dick and work is so difficult. He says the only thing he' ll do today is vHookup' and laughs.
Well folks, one week later our company decided to fire some people. And that manager got let go. Basically everyone who knew how to do a vlookup at least. And the long story short is, Vick is now a manager of that team starting today. And I feel sick.
Life is a funny thing huh?
Tc 280k.
@blind_feed