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ULTRA TON Competition!!!
3,600 TON Prize pool.
TOP 130 Shit generators WIN BIG!

Alert 🚨 This is NOT official. Stick to official channels ONLY.

Background:

As you know, anyone on the internet can launch a token on platforms like pump fun or Memes Lab 🧪— in this case, someone thought it’ll be funny to launch a token called BOINK on memes lab. This is not related to Boinkers.

FYI. Stick to official channels only. Verify with our team when needed.

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Far East Shitcoinaires, have an awesome day with 2X Energy Wheel!

Spin NOW before it’s gone.

Boinkers is thrilled to announce our latest partnership with Memes Lab 🧑‍💻


Memes Lab is an infrastructure app with SocialFi features. Deploy, trade and analyze while unlocking the power of SocialFi.

To spice things, we’re running a joint campaign with prize pool of $1000! Ending on April 18th! 😱

Check our Meme Labs here: https://t.me/MemesLabBot/MemesLab?startapp=THZWR9

To participate:

- Follow Boinkers TG
- Follow Memes Lab TG
- Send 3 boinkers to the moon
- Spin slut machine 10 times
- Complete 1 transaction in the Memes Lab App

Entry Submission:

Submit a screenshot of completed actions in the comments under the event announcement + tag 3 friends to officially enter the event below ⬇️

https://x.com/boinkersio/status/1909625085205295278

The Sacred Shitcoinaire Altar has revealed a new secret today… ✨

Shitcoinaires holding the following 8 Rare Artifacts are going to get a reward by Thursday 10th EOD UTC! 🧑‍💻

Required Artifacts: Glass Spray, Yellow Sponge, Shitty Clothespin, Blue Bucket, Toilet Cleaner, Spin Master, Triple Dust Cleaner, Bronze Plunger

Reward distribution is based on the amount of these artifacts they have:

Having 1 of each of the 8 artifacts will result in a reward of:
5 TON + 96 Quintillion (96 x 10^18) Shitcoins

Having 2 of each of the 8 artifacts:
12 TON + 283 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 3 of each of the 8 artifacts:
21 TON + 492 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 4 of each of the 8 artifacts:
35 TON + 809 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 5 of each of the 8 artifacts:
66 TON + 1.51 Sextilion (1.51 × 10^21) Shitcoins

Having 6 of each of the 8 artifacts:
112 TON + 2.57 Sextilion Shitcoins

Having 8 of each of the 8 artifacts:
269 TON + 6.14 Sextilion Shitcoins

Having 10 of each of the 8 artifacts:
1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins

AND HERE COMES THE BONUS FOR THE Diamond Toilet 💥

Holding a Diamond Toilet acts as a booster on the rewards mentioned above… everyone eligible for these rewards will get a bonus on the specified amount of TON and Shitcoins, based on the amount of Diamond Toilets they have:

10 Diamond Toilets: 100% Bonus (on TON and Shitcoins)
8 Diamond Toilets: 50% Bonus
6 Diamond Toilets: 30% Bonus
5 Diamond Toilets: 25% Bonus
4 Diamond Toilets: 20% Bonus
3 Diamond Toilets: 15% Bonus
2 Diamond Toilets: 10% Bonus
1 Diamond Toilets: 5% Bonus

Example: if you were to get a reward of 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins for collecting 10 pieces of each of the 8 rare artifacts mentioned above AND collecting 10 Diamond Toilets… it'll result in getting a 100% bonus, which is an additional 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins, total reward of:

2950 TON + 66.24 Sextilion Shitcoins

Additional Important Info ⬇️

▪️These Artifacts are no longer claimable and must’ve have gotten in advance

▪️Make sure you’ve already connected your TON wallet on the ‘Drop’ page to be eligible. You have 24hrs to do so if you haven’t already!

Enjoy assholes 🚀

GOOOOOOOOD Morning Far East Shitcoinaires!!!

2X Wheel is Live just for YOU!

Another ADD FRENS WIN TON competition is ON until April 12th end of day UTC.

2X Wheel is in DA HOUSE.
Don't MISS it!

9 Brackets, 9 Winners, 30 TON each.
When countdown hits 00:30:00 refresh the Wheel and GOOOOOO!

Once a Shitcoinaire, always a Shitcoinaire.

3 Hours - 55 TON
9 Brackets, 9 Winners!

And... another one!

You know the drill, timer at 00:15:00 refresh the Wheel!

11 min to go…

When countdown hits 00:15:00 refresh the Wheel and Start the TON Fight.

9 Brackets - 9 winners in 15 min

In continuation of removal of unloyal drifters and bot accounts… 🚨

Automatic offline shit production will cease after 24h from the last login 🪙

This is designed to benefit our most active and True Shitcoinaires! 🧑‍💻

Want to keep farming shit? All you gotta do is make sure to log in at least once a day! 😱