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Toifa: ko‘rsatilmagan


this channel is dedicated to my dummies, @empeha

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(Temen-temen, cek @empeha yuk!)


someone: h-

anya: PLEASE WAIT FOR A MINUTE, IM STILL ON MY ZOOM CALL


Both of them are gay, wy expect, honey?


Nah, not at this channel getting so much views just because someone asked when will Aly and Mahen breaking up


anya: this party’s boring, wanna leave?

aelin: this is your own funeral


haksa: he and i don’t use pet names

aelin: i see. what’s another word for an infant?

haksa: a baby?

mahen: [from the other room] yes, honey?

aelin: don’t ever lie to me again


mahen: you’ve got to act tough, foo! show ‘em you can’t be pushed around! show ‘em they can’t mess with you!

haksa: right. yes. tough. got it

haksa: [stands up and slams his hands down on the bar] I’LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK


aletta: haksa, this is a crime scene!

haksa: [eating a tub of ice cream from the victim's fridge] what, is this a murder weapon?!


aelin: hey dumbass get over here

anya: okay

mahendra: COMING

mahendra: [runs past anya]

anya: i thought... i was dumbass


mahen: ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

baker: what

olivia: ignore him


olivia: this date is boring

aelin: this is not a date, i said i was going for a walk

olivia: then why did you invite me?

aelin: i specifically told you not to come with me but you said “i do what i want” and followed me here


alysia: what the fuck if I ever find the person that stole my shirt they are going to get a-

anya: *walks into the room with alysia's shirt on* morning babe

alysia: a big kiss from me


aelin & anya: we hate everyone

alysia: why

aelin & anya: because they're stupid and they ain't us


akila: are you a practicing homosexual?

anya: i don't need to practice, i am very good at it.


alysia: you know i was once arrested for being too beautiful.

aelin: i assume the charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.


no one:

literally no one:

anya, alysia, seya: girls are just so fucking pretty


stylist: how would you like your hair cut?

joya: preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass


the rest of mph: *doing their finals*

anya: *made this channel*


chupa: i'm a confident driver

seya: you almost ran over somay

chupa: i did it with confidence though


alysia: what is wrong with you?

anya: i have this weird self-esteem thing where i hate myself, but i still think i'm better than everyone else.

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