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16 Aug 2020, 17:52

(Temen-temen, cek @empeha yuk!)

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16 Aug 2020, 06:58

someone: h-

anya: PLEASE WAIT FOR A MINUTE, IM STILL ON MY ZOOM CALL

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14 Aug 2020, 15:22

Both of them are gay, wy expect, honey?

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14 Aug 2020, 15:21

Nah, not at this channel getting so much views just because someone asked when will Aly and Mahen breaking up

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13 Aug 2020, 12:05

anya: this party’s boring, wanna leave?

aelin: this is your own funeral

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13 Aug 2020, 12:01

haksa: he and i don’t use pet names

aelin: i see. what’s another word for an infant?

haksa: a baby?

mahen: [from the other room] yes, honey?

aelin: don’t ever lie to me again

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mahen: you’ve got to act tough, foo! show ‘em you can’t be pushed around! show ‘em they can’t mess with you!

haksa: right. yes. tough. got it

haksa: [stands up and slams his hands down on the bar] I’LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK

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13 Aug 2020, 11:54

aletta: haksa, this is a crime scene!

haksa: [eating a tub of ice cream from the victim's fridge] what, is this a murder weapon?!

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13 Aug 2020, 11:52

aelin: hey dumbass get over here

anya: okay

mahendra: COMING

mahendra: [runs past anya]

anya: i thought... i was dumbass

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13 Aug 2020, 11:49

mahen: ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

baker: what

olivia: ignore him

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13 Aug 2020, 11:48

olivia: this date is boring

aelin: this is not a date, i said i was going for a walk

olivia: then why did you invite me?

aelin: i specifically told you not to come with me but you said “i do what i want” and followed me here

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13 Aug 2020, 11:46

alysia: what the fuck if I ever find the person that stole my shirt they are going to get a-

anya: *walks into the room with alysia's shirt on* morning babe

alysia: a big kiss from me

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14 Jun 2020, 18:05

aelin & anya: we hate everyone

alysia: why

aelin & anya: because they're stupid and they ain't us

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8 Jun 2020, 11:43

akila: are you a practicing homosexual?

anya: i don't need to practice, i am very good at it.

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8 Jun 2020, 11:43

alysia: you know i was once arrested for being too beautiful.

aelin: i assume the charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

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8 Jun 2020, 11:34

no one:

literally no one:

anya, alysia, seya: girls are just so fucking pretty

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6 Jun 2020, 04:03

stylist: how would you like your hair cut?

joya: preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass

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6 Jun 2020, 04:02

the rest of mph: *doing their finals*

anya: *made this channel*

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6 Jun 2020, 04:01

chupa: i'm a confident driver

seya: you almost ran over somay

chupa: i did it with confidence though

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6 Jun 2020, 04:00

alysia: what is wrong with you?

anya: i have this weird self-esteem thing where i hate myself, but i still think i'm better than everyone else.

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