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27 Aug 2018, 02:38

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Who Made You

"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next day, when the question came up, poor Akpos forgot what his mother had said. So, he explained, "Teacher, until yesterday I was sure it was my Daddy who made me, but then Mommy said it was someone else... and I can't remember the guy's name."
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27 Aug 2018, 00:13

Stupidity is when u feel headache and instead of buying Panadol,you use the money to buy airtym and log in to facebook and post "Am feeling headache"with 57 others just to get comments like "get well soon","sorry baby",,your foolishness is beyond repair😆😆😜😂😂 I wish Judas sold people like you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @laughwithzaekay

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26 Aug 2018, 23:18

SMS Message

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you."
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26 Aug 2018, 21:45

Children of Israel

In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic, the teacher asked if there was Any question? Akpos raised up his hand looking very confused.AUNTY: What is your question Akpos?AKPOS: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?AUNTY: Yes.AKPOS: The children of Israel also crossed the red sea?AUNTY: Good.AKPOS: The children of Israel also sinned against God?AUNTY: Yea!AKPOS: The children of Israel pulled down the mighty wall of Jericho?AUNTY: What exactly is your question Akpos?AKPOS : Aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the Adults of Israel?
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26 Aug 2018, 20:31

I like this joke😆

*⭕JOKE THAT MAKES SENSE!⭕*

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son who is in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava
and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".

The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".

The POLICE & PRISON'S on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found.

The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here."

Dad replied "Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest."
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MORAL LESSON🎯 : Nobody can imprison your mind. Don't laugh alone. Share with others!

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26 Aug 2018, 14:48

Smelling Class

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He asks, "Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?"Akpos replies, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out." The Principal asks, "Well then, why are you laughing?" Akpos replies, "Because they are in class taking in the smell while I'm here enjoying the fresh air."
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26 Aug 2018, 13:26

TEACHER: Akpos!

AKPOS: Yes ma!

TEACHER: What do you want to become when you grow up?

AKPOS: I want to be a Drug -Trafficker; I'll smuggle drugs from Dubai into China, I'll kill anyone that comes my way, I'll build mighty edifices in Malaysia, Indonesia and Paris. I'll get married early and buy a private Jet for my wife. If she requests for 1 million naira, I'll give her 10 million naira.

TEACHER: Will you shut up! Stupid boy! Sit down my friend, you don't know anything. Theresa, stand up and tell the class what you want to be when you grow up.

THERESA: I'll like to be Akpos' wife.
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26 Aug 2018, 03:39

Names are on from now on😂

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26 Aug 2018, 03:38

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26 Aug 2018, 01:26

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24 Aug 2018, 21:55

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark....

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