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how to make a baby

buy, lie, sprout wings and fly

hit and run

come and go

come, done, run

pump, reload and dump

ejaculate and evacuate

pound and hound

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how to make a baby

buy, lie, sprout wings and fly hit and run come and go come, done, run pump, reload and dump ejaculate and evacuate pound and hound

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incest go BRRRRRRRRRR

adam and eve are the only humans on earth in genesis, and in genesis noah and his 1 family are the only alive humans. therefore, adam and eve's sons boinked the daughters(incest) and noah's family boinked eachother (incest) to make humanity

https://redd.it/oyhdpe
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incest go BRRRRRRRRRR

adam and eve are the only humans on earth in genesis, and in genesis noah and his 1 family are the only alive humans. therefore, adam and eve's...

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5 Aug 2021, 20:18

this would go on /darkhumour but its blocked for me

if a black man is funny, he is dark humour...

https://redd.it/oyhefx
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this would go on /darkhumour but its blocked for me

if a black man is funny, he is dark humour...

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5 Aug 2021, 19:18

war goal against the poor

so jesus told us to treat the poor like him i crucified the poor now what

and BTW can someone crusify me plz

https://redd.it/oyhf1v
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war goal against the poor

so jesus told us to treat the poor like him i crucified the poor now what and BTW can someone crusify me plz

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5 Aug 2021, 18:18

does jesus do crossfit?

look at title

https://redd.it/oyhffc
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does jesus do crossfit?

look at title

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5 Aug 2021, 17:18

jesus, and bread, and mustache and toast

jesus fed the jews bread and wine but hitler made the jews toast and blood for mass

that said, should hitler be a pope? he did lead a crusade against the jews

https://redd.it/oyhgaz
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jesus, and bread, and mustache and toast

jesus fed the jews bread and wine but hitler made the jews toast and blood for mass that said, should hitler be a pope? he did lead a crusade...

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5 Aug 2021, 16:18

women are an error and god hates homosexuals (no racism or sexism here, just religious facts)

so i genesis god took adam's rib (with 100% adam, male, DNA) and used it to make eve. but 100% adam DNA can no be a woman bc adam is a man. therefore god made woman to stop adam from turning gay, and woman is an error bc man can not become woman without 'divine power' or smth like that

https://redd.it/oyhbxp
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women are an error and god hates homosexuals (no racism or sexism...

so i genesis god took adam's rib (with 100% adam, male, DNA) and used it to make eve. but 100% adam DNA can no be a woman bc adam is a man....

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2 Aug 2021, 01:18

FRANCE

here we come up with wacky new ways of running the country, and we also have the highest head count on earth

https://redd.it/ow19cx
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FRANCE

here we come up with wacky new ways of running the country, and we also have the highest head count on earth

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22 Jul 2021, 03:18

Final Jeopardy: Dad Kills Kids and Self Because They Ate the Wrong Carbs.

What is Christianity?

https://redd.it/op1m1n
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Final Jeopardy: Dad Kills Kids and Self Because They Ate the Wrong...

What is Christianity?

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20 Jul 2021, 11:18

A Father Is On His Deathbed

A father who worked as an automechanic is on his death bed and gives his 3 sons a test to assess who will get his inheritance: "You have to treat a woman like you treat your car, so how do you treat them?"

The first son answers "With love and care".

The second scoffs and responds "Replace her once she turns 3."

The third looks confused and gives his answer: "Go under her and tear her insides out with a wrench".

The first son was the only one to get no inheritance.

https://redd.it/onx789
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A Father Is On His Deathbed

A father who worked as an automechanic is on his death bed and gives his 3 sons a test to assess who will get his inheritance: "You have to treat...

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