Mr. Farmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Ok ok, $CATI got listed.

Currently from $0.96 on OKX,

To $0.88 on Bitget.

Waiting for Binance and hoping that classic “Binance listing” pattern won’t be the case.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Well, well, well, Catizen has opened a $CATI withdrawals requests, and our beloved chain? Still tirelessly working, no naps taken… yet.

But let’s not get too comfy, because tomorrow’s the HUGE one — TGE day.

Pre-market prices are teasing us at around $0.75 (almost doubled since this post), but the question is the same: “Will the cat show its claws, or it’s just another kitten in the market jungle?”

So, what’s the word, denizens?

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Remember how the $DOGS airdrop made the TON chain take a couple of naps? Well, the TON devs weren’t about to let that slide again, in anticipation of the $HMSTR airdrop and listing on Sept. 26th.

They cooked up Mintless Jettons - a new type of token that enables mass decentralized airdrops without significant cost or load on the blockchain.

What’s the deal?

▫️ Old/traditional airdrops were kinda pain and cost a fortune.
▫️ With one hash storing everything, Mintless Jettons significantly lighten the load on the chain.
▫️ No more withdrawals/claims/etc., your new shiny tokens are on the go instantly.

So, yeah — spam could be an issue, but let’s hope these gigabrains got that covered.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Yeah, yeah, I know — I may have touched grass a bit too much lately…

But I'm back babyyy, and I've brought y’all something that'll light up your inner G!

The streets got a little more dangerous with DonTon! Time to ditch these dumb clickers and start building your real mafia empire right into Telegram.

▫️ Arm your crew, seize the city blocks, and make every thug fear your name.
▫️ Battle it out in 3 cities, take on daily challenges, and make off with some serious loot!
▫️ Every heist, every hit, every decision is a step closer to ruling the mob world.

So, if you're tired of playing it safe, come on down and build your mob in DonTon!

As Ice Cube said, "Keep it gangsta, dawg!” Let's see who's got what it takes.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Today’s the day, and guess what? Season 6 of @league is here, running from September 12 to October 10. And for once, it’s not about the projects — it’s all about you! Finally, someone’s listening!

Choose your side:

▫️ Normie Airdrop — for the NFT-hunters and SBT-collectors.
▫️ Degen Airdrop — for the risk-takers getting wild in DeFi.

To get in, mint that SBT NFT! Go check @tonsociety’s site for all the juicy details, and don’t sleep on those hints in the official TON channels.

And yeah, keep your eyes peeled for some spicy token boosts from Season 5 winners.

As I told you yesterday, TON Fall 2024 is about to make history

So get in and LFG or get left behind!

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Statistically, fall’s about falling leaves and falling markets... But TON? Nah, we’re flipping the script!

Just take a look at the lineup of the biggest listings on the horizon:

12.09 - @lost_dogs_bot’s $WOOF token
20.09 - @catizenbot’s $CATI token
26.09 - @hamster_kombat_bot’s $HMSTR token
01.10 - @major’s $MAJOR token
09.10 - @memefi_coin_bot’s $MEMEFI token
Fall 24’ - @gatto_gamebot’s $GTON token
Q4 24’ - @pocketfi_bot’s $SWITCH token
Q4 24’ - @BlumCryptoBot’s token

So buckle up boys and prepare your bags—TON Fall 2024 has everything and more to outshine DeFi Summer 2021!

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Some things are trendy, but some things are timeless.

Anyway, have you scooped dis dip?

💰 @mrfarmington

Brother from another mother.

Family thing, you know.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

So, our dear and beloved and @durov finally broke his silence! After days of being grilled by French police, he confirmed that he might be held responsible for others' use of Telegram. Why? Apparently, the French couldn't find the official email address of Telegram's EU rep.

Classic, right?

But Durov isn't backing down. He points out that blaming CEOs for what happens on their platforms is just plain old-fashioned. If they can’t agree on privacy vs. security, Telegram's ready to leave any market.

As always, Durov is fighting the good fight, for rights over profit. So, hats off to Pavel and everyone who fight for the freedom!

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Well well well, on @CatizenAnn’s token $CATI has hit the OKX Pre-Market trading stage a few hours back.

The volume is a humble 64k$, but with a current price of $0.42 for each $CATI, it’s looking spicy already.

The main question still the same: will the cat show its claws, or it’s just another kitten in the market jungle?

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Literally every single “KOL” this morning.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

So, more than 6M people have scribbled their names on a letter to the French authorities, shouting for privacy, free speech, and the release of our dear @durov.

But here’s what’s really happening: despite all the chaos and a sharp drop in $TON’s price, token holders have jumped by 27% and daily active users by 35%.

Turns out, while some panic, others are grabbing their bags?

In this game, things are rarely what they seem, especially when numbers tell a different story…

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Well, @durov has been released on bail, but we’re still far from a complete victory.

As we rally to defend Durov and our freedoms, the folks from Bastion Battle, which I’ve mentioned here, decided to take things to the next level.

They’ve redesigned their game to reflect their commitment to #DigitalResistance, and now, instead of battling generic enemies, you’re up against cops while collecting croissants. Isn’t that cool, huh?

So, if you’re ready to fight for your rights and snack on some buttery pastries, now’s the time!

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

We’re back from being soooo back.

Have y’all bags got loaded enough?

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Just yesterday, @tonsociety rolled out their grand new #DigitalResistance initiative, aiming to gather hundreds of millions of signatures:
https://t.me/tgresistancebot/letter

In this letter, they’re demanding the French authorities:

▫️ Free Pavel Durov from detention.
▫️ Let Telegram keep doing what it does best: protecting our free speech and personal data.

For those who’ve been living under a rock, this is an open letter where anyone who gives a damn about privacy and free speech should scribble their name.

And guess what? In less than a day, almost 2 million signatures have already piled up.

So, don't just sit there—share this, hashtag the hell out of #FREEDUROV, and make sure your bot army is putting in the work.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Considering that @durov is kinda genious and the point about Telegram in Europe from yesterday’s post…

Am I the only one, who start to think that all of this - is just GIGAbrained marketing campaign to get all of Europe hooked on Telegram?

Yep, aluminum foil cap stays on.

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

So, @durov got “busted” in France, and the rumor mill is in full swing. The most intriguing bit for me? Washington might have to roll up its sleeves and bail him out. Apparently, our boy Pavel is stuck in some kind of limbo because the powers-that-be are haggling over him or preparing to ship him off to the US.

But let’s get real for a second. The guy’s been hugging it out with the CEO of Tether in Dubai without a care, but suddenly, France wants to throw him in the clink for 20 years? Please. If they really wanted him, they could’ve plucked him out of Dubai ages ago. "They couldn’t find him?" Please, that’s a joke.

Honestly, this whole “Durov arrested” story stinks of theater. An unplanned landing in France? More like a scheduled pit stop for some cozy chats with the local puppet masters.

Let’s face it—Telegram is the Darknet in Europe. But do we really think that’s the reason to jail Pavel? Of course not. Criminals don’t need Telegram to do their thing; they’ll always find a way around the rules.

This isn’t about protecting anyone; it’s the same old dance of the rich and powerful pulling the strings behind the curtain.

So, what’s the takeaway? Quite simple: watch how this spectacle unfolds, because this feels like just an opening act. The real show’s about to start. Anyway, #freedurov and… popcorn, anyone?

💰 @mrfarmington

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

So we buying the fckin dip?

P.S. All thoughts on @durov’s arrest later, still touching grass.

💰 @mrfarmington