Mr. Farmington

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Mr. Farmington

4 Nov, 14:29

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Been touching grass lately.

But now, we’re back from being so back!

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Mr. Farmington

24 Oct, 12:18

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Are you enjoooooying, TON warrior?

If yes — I’m truly proud of you.

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Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

It’s about to get loud in Memelandia with TON’s latest move. Memelandia’s Epic Memecoin Battles are launching next week, and you’d better be ready!

We’ve got two action-packed leagues:

▫️ Cabal Arena: Up to 100 meme maniacs per team, launching up to 4 memecoins and battling for a fat $750k prize pool. Don’t forget — team leader needs 420 TON to get in.

▫️ Memecoin Mountain: Major and Minor leagues—$500k in airdrops, liquidity boosts, and rewards are waiting for the toughest degenerates. Meet the cap and volume requirements or be laughed off the mountain!

Seems like TON Fall 2024 has became a meme war, so get your combat units ready or be left memeless!

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Mr. Farmington

21 Oct, 14:31

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Let’s start the week on the high note.

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Mr. Farmington

18 Oct, 18:47

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

If you're still snoozing on @league Season 6, I honestly have no clue what you’re doing here.

So, here’s a one-time Mr. Farmington service to get you off your lazy behinds right onto airdrop fields, as there’s $1.2M up for grabs — $1M for Normies, $200k for Degens:

Normie Loot Guide:

▫️ Mint the Normie Badge.
▫️ Toss some liquidity into STON.fi, DeDust, bemo, Evaa or Storm Trade.
▫️ Trade on STON.fi, DeDust,Storm Trade.
▫️ Make at least 1 tx in two projects from this list.
▫️ Trade some NFTs (NFT league).
▫️ Borrow on Evaa.

Degen Loot Guide:

▫️ Get that Degen badge.
▫️ Rack up $1k in volume in any or some of these projects (DeFi League).
▫️ Throw $200 in any or some of these projects (DeFi League).

Every transaction boosts your score, and you could rake in up to $1k. So, no more excuses — it’s time to get serious and loot that addy.

P.S. No one forbids using more than 1 account…

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Mr. Farmington

16 Oct, 17:40

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Now tell me, are you THAT one?

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Mr. Farmington

15 Oct, 16:21

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Since y’all know that Mr. Farmington has a soft spot for on-chain metrics, here’s some juicy news — $TON is back in the low-risk zone, according to the Sharpe Ratio.

Historically, this is the space where TON chills before eventually bottoming out. It’s like the calm before the storm, so keep your eyes peeled for an extreme low-risk signs.

Also, you can add this metric to your watchlist and just sit back and monitor it.

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Mr. Farmington

14 Oct, 21:31

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Looks like Telegram’s got a new legal headache.

An Indian health insurance company, Star Health, is suing Telegram, Cloudflare, and a hacker for leaking data of 31 million people.

Phone numbers, addresses, health records — all leaked via Telegram chatbots.

So, instead of fixing their own security holes, they’re pointing fingers at Telegram?

Classic and pathetic…

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Mr. Farmington

11 Oct, 15:12

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Today @gaspump_bot has gone full DJ mode, as it seems like they’ve just unlocked a whole new meta — Audiomemes!

From cringe TikTok sounds to Elon’s “crazy” quotes, you can slap 10 seconds of audio onto your tokens.

Think it’s a joke? Nah, it’s supported across major platforms like CoinGecko and DeDust.

We’re talking the dawn of Audiomemes, and feels like TON Fall 2024 just got a lot louder...

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Mr. Farmington

10 Oct, 14:12

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

🥂 Raise a toast, my TON soldiers, as today is no ordinary day—our fearless leader @durov has officially leveled up to the big 4-0!

From humble beginnings to building the platforms and ecosystems we thrive in today, this legend has reshaped the game for millions worldwide.

40 years young and still leading the charge with innovation, freedom, and pushing boundaries.

🍾 So, pour out a glass, pop that cork, and let’s celebrate many more years of brilliance, rebellion, and shaking things up!

💰 @mrfarmington

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Mr. Farmington

8 Oct, 21:13

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Jump into $TON eco today so you can enjoy views like this a year from today.

Otherwise, hfsp…

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Mr. Farmington

7 Oct, 16:21

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

So, it looks like the “elite hacker squad” has decided to ditch the $TON ship.

Why? Well, apparently, our swamp’s too small and too whale-less for their “big heist” ambitions.

TON's just too ‘meh’ for these wannabe cyber pirates, and now they’re setting their sights on Bitcoin.

Best of luck to them in their quest for fatter wallets elsewhere. Don’t let the door hit ya!

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Mr. Farmington

4 Oct, 13:45

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

How’s your eyes lads?

Everything’s fine, huh?

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Mr. Farmington

2 Oct, 15:21

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Bags at risk? Pfft... Barely.

But seriously, with all the wars and conflicts popping up lately, you might be wondering if our beloved TON swamp is in trouble.

But take a look at history — globally, it’s had little to no effect on the markets.

The world might be in chaos, but our bags sitting tight and all dips are/will be bought.

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Mr. Farmington

1 Oct, 17:17

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

TON isn’t just strolling across the L1 battlefield; it’s absolutely dominating. As revealed recently, TON chain now commands 50% of all L1 transactions.

Yeah, moar than half of the entire L1 pie in the last month!

Of course this significant growth was mainly due to the launch of several big boys, like $HMSTR with 110M users, $DOGS with 28M, and $CATI alongside $RBTC with 18M each.

TON’s been top-dog since the end of August, and those launches helped to consolidate its firm position.

Ethereum, Avalanche, Fantom (aka Sonic)? Ancient fossils.

TON’s is the highest in the room now.

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Mr. Farmington

27 Sep, 15:27

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

▫️ CZ will be released very soon
▫️ US elections on November 5
▫️ FED’s rates cut
▫️ FTX payouts
▫️ TON Fall 2024
▫️ Uptober
▫️ Thousand Year Bull Run

You’re not bullish enough, darling.

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Mr. Farmington

25 Sep, 19:53

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

@hamster_kombat — the biggest, the sickest Tap2Earn that kicked off this whole tapping meta — hits exchanges tomorrow.

The tokenomics? Already out there.

Calculation of average tap-tapper? Already known.

What else do we know?

▫️ 64.3% of total $HMSTR supply (that’s 64.25B tokens) hits the markets tomorrow, valued at $6.39B according to pre-market prices.
▫️ First-season farmers snag 53.25B $HMSTR, with 4B for liquidity, 4B for marketing, and 3B for the Binance Launchpool gang.
▫️ 15B $HMSTR goes to second-season farming (terms? Unknown).
▫️ Listed literally everywhere, from Binance to Tier 3-4 CEXs.

Now, this might just be the final nail in Tap2Earn’s coffin. Stepn déjà vu, anyone?

But hey, Hamster carved out its legend, even if it makes you want to gag. So tomorrow is perfect time to…

Press F.

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Mr. Farmington

24 Sep, 23:56

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Y’all better be the same.

All the time.

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Mr. Farmington

23 Sep, 13:59

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Henloooo to all @hamster_kombat tappers… how’s that $4.6 drop after months of grind?

Millions got zilch, and the rest barely got breadcrumb of breadcrumbs.

Anyway, to those with half a gray matter left after tapping, you have a second chance: $HMSTR Launchpool on Binance has started!

Drop your BNB or FDUSD (if you don’t have - simply borrow) and take a chance to cash in many more than those poor souls who spent months tapping for pocket change.

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Mr. Farmington

20 Sep, 13:34

Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.

Ok ok, $CATI got listed.

Currently from $0.96 on OKX,

To $0.88 on Bitget.

Waiting for Binance and hoping that classic “Binance listing” pattern won’t be the case.

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